broadway-phan: fact-and-fricti0n: The fact that some people would much rather commit suicide than go to school leads me to believe that something isn’t right This deserves more notes.
jesussbabymomma: jesussbabymomma: is it petsmart or petsmart thanks
“Yeah they love you when they need you, but someday you’re going to...– “Constant Conversations” by Passion Pit
I feel like I’ve been messed up since kindergarten….I’ve just been a nuisance my entire life.
I enjoy singing Passion Pit at the top of my lungs...
I'm probably gonna go twerking through Clifton...
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
condommodel: i feel like its time for science to make a pillow that stays cold
projects at the end of the school year
witchyhellbroth: pinenolanapple: it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here” #don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
I’m an annoying little fuck.
i liked the part when you all made fun of kim kardashian’s weight
ballerinahomicide: trapghoul: the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening. lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself???? most accurate post on tumblr
Dear lord you both annoy the shit out of me.
I’m an emotional wreck.
shessosumptuous: So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE why the fuck
roastings: “are you straight or gay?” yes
brandon5lyf asked: Black, green, teal
assiest: I FOUND IT OH MY GOD
See what your followers think of you.
Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish you would notice me.
Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET'S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.
ANYONE?? NO OKAY.
I LOVE THE POKEMON FANDOM
sugariechibi: YOU’RE ALL CALM ABOUT THE OTHER STUFF BUT ONCE YOU HEARD YOU CAN SIT ON BENCHES Y’ALL FLIP OUT. GOOD JOB FANDOM DON’T EVER CHANGE.
ghosthug: swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent
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dear-beautiful-if-this-was-easy: i-o-u-an-assbutt: iamaproudsuperwholockian: counting-to-one-hundred: APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE…