May 2013
broadway-phan: fact-and-fricti0n: The fact that some people would much rather commit suicide than go to school leads me to believe that something isn’t right This deserves more notes.
May 23rd
53,355 notes
1 tag
jesussbabymomma: jesussbabymomma: is it petsmart or petsmart thanks
May 23rd
15,308 notes
May 23rd
46,493 notes
May 23rd
8 notes
2 tags
““Yeah they love you when they need you, but someday you’re going to...”
– “Constant Conversations” by Passion Pit
May 23rd
1 note
I feel like I’ve been messed up since kindergarten….I’ve just been a nuisance my entire life.
May 23rd
May 23rd
74,212 notes
I enjoy singing Passion Pit at the top of my lungs...
Awh yeah.
May 23rd
1 note
I'm probably gonna go twerking through Clifton...
May 23rd
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
castielofasgard:
May 23rd
52,042 notes
May 23rd
100,882 notes
May 23rd
68,419 notes
condommodel: i feel like its time for science to make a pillow that stays cold
May 23rd
2,620 notes
projects at the end of the school year
May 23rd
17,987 notes
May 23rd
2,045 notes
May 23rd
1,003 notes
May 23rd
1,811 notes
witchyhellbroth: pinenolanapple: it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here” #don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
May 23rd
74,649 notes
May 23rd
49,125 notes
May 23rd
791 notes
May 23rd
42 notes
May 23rd
219,206 notes
May 23rd
44,657 notes
I’m an annoying little fuck.
May 23rd
i liked the part when you all made fun of kim kardashian’s weight
May 23rd
ballerinahomicide: trapghoul: the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.  lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????  most accurate post on tumblr
May 23rd
9,492 notes
May 23rd
66 notes
May 23rd
953 notes
May 23rd
41,501 notes
Dear lord you both annoy the shit out of me.
May 23rd
I’m an emotional wreck.
May 22nd
2 notes
shessosumptuous: So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
May 22nd
91,308 notes
jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE why the fuck
May 22nd
42,501 notes
May 22nd
170,828 notes
May 22nd
48,401 notes
roastings: “are you straight or gay?” yes
May 22nd
38,608 notes
May 22nd
4,264 notes
brandon5lyf asked: Black, green, teal
May 22nd
WatchWatch
assiest: I FOUND IT OH MY GOD
May 22nd
259,587 notes
May 22nd
10,578 notes
May 22nd
173,367 notes
May 22nd
26 notes
May 22nd
19,358 notes
May 22nd
113,069 notes
See what your followers think of you.
Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish you would notice me.
Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET'S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.
ANYONE?? NO OKAY.
May 22nd
457,811 notes
May 22nd
30,634 notes
May 22nd
113 notes
I LOVE THE POKEMON FANDOM
sugariechibi: YOU’RE ALL CALM ABOUT THE OTHER STUFF BUT ONCE YOU HEARD YOU CAN SIT ON BENCHES Y’ALL FLIP OUT. GOOD JOB FANDOM DON’T EVER CHANGE.
May 22nd
2,583 notes
ghosthug: swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent
May 22nd
35,904 notes
Ravings of a Mad Scientist:... →
dear-beautiful-if-this-was-easy: i-o-u-an-assbutt: iamaproudsuperwholockian: counting-to-one-hundred: APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE…
May 22nd
44,032 notes