Whenever I hear the words "Who died?"
I have to say “Our Akita” No matter what.
tellmebabyareyouwet: I am right now! Did you finish your chemistry?!?!?!? Yes. Yes I did.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Preacher: Follow Jesus! Me: Does Jesus follow back? Preacher:… Me:… Preacher:… Me: Follow4Follow? Follow this blog, get free ham.
Oh my gawd what's wrong with me.
I’m supposed to be memorizing my lines but then Tumblr happened.
What did the letter O say to Q?
damnthatswhatshesaid: Dude, your dick is hanging out. Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more!
If I just mix Barfee with a old, crabby, British...
I think I should have the perfect Mr. Pinchwife. OH GOD I’M SO HAPPY NOW. now I have to be off book.
do you dare mock the son of a shepherd?
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me: when you try your best but you don't succeed
Someone come help me with this Chemistry homework.