cornsaladsurprise: tomhiddledong: what the fuck is “”“young money”“”
Hey let’s get #FollowMrRPMurphyfortheBoxScene trending on twitter! We need this box scene like oxygen!
captclockwork: sociolab: coffeeandklonopin: carpe diem - seize the day carpe noctem - seize the night carpe natibus - seize the ass #no #natibus is the dative plural #meaning there are multiple asses that are indirect objects #if you were being given multiple asses this would be correct#but since you want to seize one ass you need to use the accusative #so you should say ‘carpe...
plot twist: you’re following your parents without realizing it
what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up
plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue
remember how candlejack used to take everyo
polterpastry: gladosisbestpony: Fifty Shades of Grey: the movie! from the director of The Twilight Saga, staring Nick Cage and Miranda Cosgrove, soundtrack by nickelback feat. Justin bieber Sponsored by Crocs Movie theme is Afro Circus
i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
laughathipsters: i am packed and ready for vacation this is the most ridiculous post i have ever seen
saddeer: bitch-pudding: schoolgirl: Fat Albert erotic fanfiction fifty shades of hey hey hey
dieintherain: leftthecasket: azure-destroyer: beenabutterandjelly: badcocaine: I AM CRYING OMFG This entertains me. god i love pewdiepie OMOHSDJDF HAGAGASGHAFUSHvdsfgzsfda BITCHES BE LAUGHING BUT I KNOW YOU REACTED THE SAME WAY. this is rather humorous
I wish I been, I wish I been a teen, teen idle.– Teen Idle by Marina & The Diamonds
strongerinthewallsofwinterfell: God I wonder what kind of PTSD Hermione was going through (is that even the correct way of putting it? Do you GO THROUGH PTSD?) when she had to dress up and act as Bellatrix to break into Gringott’s That had to have been horrific
waterrpearls: Lies - Marina & The Diamonds
Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
reekakay: i truly genuinely feel sorry for all the people who try to talk to me and get disappointed and upset because i probably sound like i don’t want to talk to them when i actually just don’t know what to say I’M SORRY
at a supermarket
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the...
ordile: ATTENTION FRIENDS: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FEEL NEGATIVE EMOTIONS OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SIT ON YOUR FLOOR AND MAKE THIS FACE UNTIL YOU FEEL BETTER
gloomyteens: My mom just ran over roadkill and whispered “take that smelly mother fuckers”
madamecroak: and here we have the wild majestic veganae animalrightsactivesdae doing its trademark mating call ‘meat is murder’
Plot Twist: Only the black people survive