racheyzane: do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
Put a '❤' in my ask box and I'll put my phone on...
tltty: hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order
xxalwaysafterxx: Remember that episode of Teen Titans where Mumbo turns everyone into animals and Beast Boy’s all, “LOL I ALREADY DO THAT” so Mumbo turns him into a lamp.
Reblog this if you're catching the Hogwarts...
foreveralone-lyguy: I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
god-particle: catelynsnarking: korras-vagina: debtsandredledgers: mydearestbillie: i’m going to throw up oh god
3wataru: i dont know why i gif’d this but
popeyeschicken: did you know its actually extremely possible to keep some of your opinions to yourself
genocideinc: cbreg replied to your post: guys…guys……………guys. u ok? yeah. lolol. Lolokiedokes :D
I will answer anything publicly until midnight. →
stunklegran: yeah but what you’re all missing here is that: girls go to college to get more knowledge boys go to jupiter to get more stupider
99% of my socks are single and you don’t see them crying about it
cosmo tip #371
expertcosmotips: LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE rmrmmmmhpphPHHHH FLOOOORRRR!!
laugh-your-butt-off: some songs wake up my inner stripper
foxnewsofficial: imma wake green day up tomorrow they’ll be so pissed
coagulates: I don’t really have feelings until 2 am and then i get sad about everything
liverpate: azraeldoesnotdispute: liverpate: why am i not a banana Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana. thanks man
tyrannia: in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
thneed-need: thank u for following me. here flower.
butterybert: animekanyewest: OH MY GOD A PRIVATE CALLER JUST CALLED ME AND WHISPERED MY URL INTO THE PHOEN bles s your poor soul om fG it’S LIke the tumblr version of The Ring
disneyshowmoments: Remember the time London found out that not everyone had a private jet.
cosmo tip #369
expertcosmotips: dont let him have sex with you unless he finishes his homework
cosmo tip #370
expertcosmotips: write a smutty fanfiction about you and your crush and mail it to their house
Well they've been all week. But we had dance...
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