September 2012
racheyzane:
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
Put a '❤' in my ask box and I'll put my phone on...
tltty:
hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order
xxalwaysafterxx:
Remember that episode of Teen Titans where Mumbo turns everyone into animals and Beast Boy’s all, “LOL I ALREADY DO THAT” so Mumbo turns him into a lamp.
Reblog this if you're catching the Hogwarts...
foreveralone-lyguy:
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
god-particle:
catelynsnarking:
korras-vagina:
debtsandredledgers:
mydearestbillie:
i’m going to throw up
oh god
3wataru:
i dont know why i gif’d this but
popeyeschicken:
did you know its actually extremely possible to keep some of your opinions to yourself
genocideinc:
cbreg replied to your post: guys…guys……………guys.
u ok?
yeah. lolol.
Lolokiedokes :D
I will answer anything publicly until midnight. →
stunklegran:
yeah but what you’re all missing here is that:
girls go to college to get more knowledge
boys go to jupiter to get more stupider
99% of my socks are single and you don’t see them crying about it
cosmo tip #371
expertcosmotips:
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE rmrmmmmhpphPHHHH FLOOOORRRR!!
laugh-your-butt-off:
some songs wake up my inner stripper
foxnewsofficial:
imma wake green day up tomorrow they’ll be so pissed
coagulates:
I don’t really have feelings until 2 am and then i get sad about everything
liverpate:
azraeldoesnotdispute:
liverpate:
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
thanks man
tyrannia:
in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
thneed-need:
thank u for following me.
here flower.
butterybert:
animekanyewest:
OH MY GOD A PRIVATE CALLER JUST CALLED ME AND WHISPERED MY URL INTO THE PHOEN
bles s your poor soul om fG it’S LIke the tumblr version of The Ring
disneyshowmoments:
Remember the time London found out that not everyone had a private jet.
cosmo tip #369
expertcosmotips:
dont let him have sex with you unless he finishes his homework
cosmo tip #370
expertcosmotips:
write a smutty fanfiction about you and your crush and mail it to their house
Well they've been all week. But we had dance...
morningsongbirdsandcurlytresses replied to your post: If Scott doesn’t get Harold Hill,
When are auditions?
