Living life one step at a time
May 21
freeshawarmas:
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
(via follow-the-music)
[video]
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egbert-tier:
i am so fucking done with this text book.
(Source: johneggsandbacon, via follow-the-music)
doctorangel:
jakemalik:
hungryzekes:
kanyewesticle:
holynipples:
kanyewesticle:
jakemalik:
kanyewesticle:
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
what
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some privacy here
*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no
(via follow-the-music)
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Full name
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Age
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3 Fears
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3 things I love
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4 turns on
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4 turns off
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My best friend
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Sexual orientation
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My best first date
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How tall am I
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What do I miss
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What time were I born
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Favourite color
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Do I have a crush
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Favourite quote
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Favourite place
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Favourite food
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Do I use sarcasm
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What am I listening to right now
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First thing I notice in new person
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Shoe size
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Eye color
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Hair color
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Favourite style of clothing
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Ever done a prank call?
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Meaning behind my URL
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Favourite movie
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Favourite song
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Favourite band
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How I feel right now
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Someone I love
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My current relationship status
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My relationship with my parents
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Favourite holiday
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Tattoos and piercing i have
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Tattoos and piercing i want
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The reason I joined Tumblr
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Do I and my last ex hate each other?
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Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
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Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
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When did I last hold hands?
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How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
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Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
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Where am I right now?
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If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
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Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
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Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
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Am I excited for anything?
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Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
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How often do I wear a fake smile?
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When was the last time I hugged someone?
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What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
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Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
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What is something I disliked about today?
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If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
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What do I think about most?
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What’s my strangest talent?
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Do I have any strange phobias?
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Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
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What was the last lie I told?
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Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
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Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
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Do I believe in magic?
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Do I believe in luck?
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What's the weather like right now?
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What was the last book I've read?
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Do I like the smell of gasoline?
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Do I have any nicknames?
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What was the worst injury I've ever had?
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Do I spend money or save it?
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Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
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Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
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Favourite animal?
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What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
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What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
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What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
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How can you win my heart?
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What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
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What is my favorite word?
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My top 5 blogs on tumblr
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If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
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Do I have any relatives in jail?
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I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
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What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
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What is my current desktop picture?
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Had sex?
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Bought condoms?
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Gotten pregnant?
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Failed a class?
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Kissed a boy?
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Kissed a girl?
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Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
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Had job?
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Left the house without my wallet?
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Bullied someone on the internet?
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Had sex in public?
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Played on a sports team?
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Smoked weed?
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Did drugs?
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Smoked cigarettes?
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Drank alcohol?
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Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
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Been overweight?
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Been underweight?
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Been to a wedding?
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Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
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Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
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Been outside my home country?
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Gotten my heart broken?
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Been to a professional sports game?
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Broken a bone?
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Cut myself?
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Been to prom?
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Been in airplane?
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Fly by helicopter?
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What concerts have I been to?
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Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
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Learned another language?
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Wore make up?
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Lost my virginity before I was 18?
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Had oral sex?
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Dyed my hair?
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Voted in a presidential election?
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Rode in an ambulance?
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Had a surgery?
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Met someone famous?
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Stalked someone on a social network?
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Peed outside?
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Been fishing?
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Helped with charity?
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Been rejected by a crush?
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Broken a mirror?
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What do I want for birthday?
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How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
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Was I named after anyone?
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Do I like my handwriting?
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What was my favourite toy as a child?
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Favourite Tv Show?
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Where do I want to live when older?
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Play any musical instrument?
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One of my scars, how did I get it?
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Favourite pizza toping?
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Am I afraid of the dark?
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Am I afraid of heights?
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Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
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Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
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What I'm really bad at
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What my greatest achievments are
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The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
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What I'd do if I won in a lottery
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What do I like about myself
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My closest Tumblr friend
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Something I fantasize about
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Any question you'd like?
G’mornin’
May 20
lolsofunny:
memewhore:
I’m 44 and this makes me laugh.
(lol here!)
(Source: channel6actionnews)
ccrystalx:
why be in a band when a band could be in you
(via encounterings)
